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[Memoria.]

So they can sound like geese!

Why can't dogs speak?

[JaxtheAxe]

Because they're planning an attack on the Cat's and don't want to use a language they remotely understand.

Why does everyone hate Fortnite?

[Eleanor <3]

Because you have to build a fort at night!

How far is a drive from Miami to Florida?

[Rainbow-kiwi]

M-F = 7, L-I = -3, O-A=14, R-M=-5, I-I=0, +D +A = 5, so 7-3+14-5+5 = 18 minutes

Why can't we see at night?

[LOSTINUNKNOWN]

To accommodate for the moon's sleep schedule.

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?

[That1Zubat]

Because cheese is a dairy, when they get their picture taken they typically say “Yeast!” (of course, the dairy language is not usually heard by most human ears)

Why do clouds look like cotton candy?

[WarriorcatKitty]

because they are cotton candy!!

why do keyboards have buttons??

[Fin72]

So you can do this!: igf8e71gyfhpkcdkncqyg9173g813hf13jnvjn3v1387f6vghfneqnkvpehveguvueqjnvsov0iqevbvjnseavub

Why do the stars in the sky look so tiny?

[gummifox]

because they are much tinier than us.. we're basically giants!

how come when a dog barks, a cat meows?

[Not Megavolt]

because cats are natural translators! sadly, they only know how to translate for other cats.

why am i not doing my homework?