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My gallery · by **Gritizens** » Mon Apr 08, 2024 4:16 pm

Because you're procrastinating on a pet collecting website.

Why do fireworks exist?

My gallery · by **iRoxy** » Mon Apr 08, 2024 5:21 pm

Because fire has to have a job!

Why am I tired?

My gallery · by **pthumerian** » Tue Apr 09, 2024 1:15 am

your avatar is too yellow

why do people post on twitter or mastodon?

My gallery · by **PotatoSwinger** » Wed Apr 10, 2024 9:26 pm

they did not drink water

what are the voices in my head

My gallery · by **Borerails** » Wed Apr 10, 2024 10:02 pm

They're not in your head

Why is a foot 12 inches?

☆ · by **idkpiza** » Sun Apr 14, 2024 5:08 am

because they wear a size 14 shoe!

What color is it underneath my fridge?

My gallery · by **duff mckagan** » Sun Apr 14, 2024 5:12 am

Whatever colour the fridge wants it to be. Imagination!

What do I do if I left my jacket in another state?

My gallery · by **g4rf13ld** » Sun Apr 14, 2024 5:41 am

perform a ritual to summon it back to your location

i burnt my salad, what do i do?

My gallery · by **ryomen** » Sun Apr 14, 2024 5:43 am

just freeze it for an hour or two.

how do i find out today's date?

My gallery · by **PotatoSwinger** » Sun Apr 14, 2024 11:59 am

stare at the sun, it knows

why is it midnight CS time